{"id":20134,"date":"2019-04-13T23:41:51","date_gmt":"2019-04-13T23:41:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/iicolumnas.es\/?p=20134"},"modified":"2019-04-13T23:45:22","modified_gmt":"2019-04-13T23:45:22","slug":"ya-tenemos-candidato","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iicolumnas.es\/index.php\/actualidad\/2019\/04\/13\/ya-tenemos-candidato\/","title":{"rendered":"Ya tenemos candidato"},"content":{"rendered":"

Con motivo de las pr\u00f3ximas elecciones municipales, queremos proponer un candidato, que solucionar\u00e1 todos los problemas de Cantalpino. Si eres de los que les da pereza pensar, os traemos una soluci\u00f3n elegante.<\/p>\n

Repasemos los principales puntos del candidato:<\/p>\n

– Familia de patatero. Subir\u00e1 las ayudas de la PAC.<\/p>\n

– Una peque\u00f1a conversaci\u00f3n con el nos demuestra que es biling\u00fce. Su frase m\u00e1s c\u00e9lebre \u00abgive me five\u00bb.<\/p>\n

– Baila diferentes estilos musicales, con ciertos matices a Ignatius Farray.<\/p>\n

– Nunca toma alcohol de importaci\u00f3n para que suba el PIB de Espa\u00f1a.<\/p>\n

– No recicla por lo que tampoco nunca se confunde de contenedor. Punto positivo.<\/p>\n

– Va a salir en telecinco el pr\u00f3ximo 3 de mayo. Su repercusi\u00f3n social nos traer\u00e1 turismo a nuestro municipio.<\/p>\n

– Si algo falla siempre habr\u00e1 un repuesto.<\/p>\n

– Ha parado la independencia al emerger Catalu\u00f1a por comprar calsolts al por mayor.<\/p>\n

– Nunca se pierde en Salamanca.<\/p>\n

– Ha apagado 3 fuegos en la hermita de Hornillos, demostrando hermandad con los pueblos vecinos.<\/p>\n

– Demostr\u00f3 su capacidad emprendedora con el bar \u00abpincel\u00bb. Alcalde servicial.<\/p>\n

– Humorista de vocaci\u00f3n, hace terapia para evitar que la poblaci\u00f3n caiga en depresi\u00f3n.<\/p>\n

– Se preocupa por la seguridad. Comprob\u00f3 con la moto el buen estado de las talanqueras del encierro.<\/p>\n

\u00bfYa sab\u00e9is qui\u00e9n es? Os lo desvelamos.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

Vota kike, vota elegante.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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